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The truth behind the lies: Time machine and curly fries__** So, the story that has often been told by Historians is that the Pearl harbour attack occured due to several intelligent-sounding political and strategic factors. However, here at truth.com we pride ourselves in providing the 'truth behind the lies' as you may have guessed from the title. Here is 'how it went down' - Truly. It was a fateful Autumn day in the empire of the rising Sun and funnily enough a momentous idea was rising in the empire. ( insert really bad japanese accent here) " Tojo, i have discovered a time machine!!!!!' said one japanese general to the other " oh...now we can give those //future// Americans a visit!". So they entered the time machine and went 50 years into the future!!!! they arrived in LA and saw that the movie 'PEARL HARBOUR' was screening, it had recieved 5 stars so they thought they would check it out. Inside the theatre they bought many hershey's bars and other American food and settled in for the entertainment. One of them said 'TOJO...who is this JOSH HARTNETT? and that other random guy...Ben AFFLECK..who is //he//?' Hamamoto replied ' i dono but i het this movy..it is a lie!!' at this point Tojo replied ' pass the curly fries' Hamamoto was by this stage in no position to enjoy his favourite fries and yelled ' we must go to the past and eliminate the HARTNETT! and take the curly fry factory by suprise....' ...... the future, the past ...no one knows anymore the bombing of pearl harbour is underway on December 7 1941...... the Japanese planes could be seen on the horizon..... ...... Tojo and Hamamoto watched from the sidelines...but their stock of curly fries from the future...was running out! if they did not get curly fries soon they may have to go back to the future!!!!! and then go through the pain of watching Pearl Harbour once more...they knew defeat was not an option...... They watched in horror as one bomb hit its mark.... ( make sure the really bad japanese accent is in place before continuing) ' OH NO TOJO!!! THEY HAVE HIT THE CURLY FRY FACTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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